Smartboard Recall.

It appears that the company Smart Tech inc are recalling the 2008 line of Smart Boards. This comes after a McFarland teacher's Smart Board ran out of ink. "What is happening guys?" the teacher asked in search of answers, sadly her 11th grade economic class came up empty handed. After a 10 point inspection of all the wiring connecting the Smart Board to projector and the computer it was determined that the red marker had run out of ink. Back at Smart Board central in Canada engineers searched for answers till they came upon a conclusion. They concluded that this Smart Board had not been properly manufactured, days later calls came pouring in that Smart Boards around the world have in fact been running out of ink. Nancy Knowlton (CEO) gave this statement concerning this issue "Here at Smart Technologies we are all about customer satisfaction and will be now recalling all Smart Boards until which time this problem is solved. To the students of the world I am offering my remource and compassion to your loss of a great learning tool, and I promise to do everything in my power to get this problem resolved quickly and quitely."

Has the board fell silent?

In today's news it has been reported by Window Watchers Club of McFarland are concerned that the McFarland Village Board will fall silent this week. The club observed through their shades that Kevin Wernet has lost his voice, which raised a concern at the daily club meeting. How will the village get anything done without the voice of Kevin Wernet? At the village board meeting held on November 30th Kevin started 12 of the 13 motions, Window Watcher of McFarland are concerned that no one will be able to speake up in the absence of Kevins commanding voice. After rigorous efforts in attempts to restore Kevins voice the board has decided to post pone all meeting untill which time Kevins voice returns. In a follow up interview with Window Watchers Club of McFarland the motion by the board was supported by the club, contact has been arranged between the President of WWCM and the village board for up to the date reports on Kevins voice. Text lines have been set up to answer all questions regarding this hot issue. For all inquires simply text Help to 5258.