Life on the bottom of a shoe.

Never having lived on the bottom of a shoe or much less a shoe I began to wonder What is it like to live on the bottom of a shoe . I would imagine that it wouldn't be comfortable to say the least up and down so little time to eat or draw for air before you went boom right back on to the landscape. Oh the sights I would see if only I lived on the top of that shoe, the mountains, rivers, forests, and even people. Why couldn't gum ever get stuck to the top of peoples shoes oh why oh why...